Help me choose some crazy quotes and win!

[katef]

I am designing a set of 'crazy quotes' but I need some help to come up with the quotes!

Suggest a quote for my 'crazy quotes' pack and if I use one of your quotes you will win the set of doodled sayings free!

I am looking for shortish 'one liners' that are happy, upbeat, fun and a little bit crazy... add your suggestions to this thread over at PBP by the July 19th for your chance to win!

Please help me - my poor old mushy brain doesn't function like it used to!

Kate