Funnies about being 60 (ish)

[Thena]

Funnies about being 60 (ish)

> Questions and Answers from AARP Forum
> Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy
> women who are interested in them?
> A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

> Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
> A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
> When you're done you'll have a place to live.


> Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus
> year old husband?
> A: Tell him you're pregnant.

> Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
> A: Take off your glasses.

> Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and
> all those wrinkles on my face?
> A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

> Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
> A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

> Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems
> with short term memory storage?
> A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the
> problem.

> Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
> A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

> Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
> A: On their foreheads.

> Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year
> olds when they enter antique stores?
> A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

> SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?